Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

Amazing Monster Machine

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Why Just Hand Out Nuts To Squirrels When You Can Make Them Work For It?


Microsoft's 'Courier' Tablet

This seems like a pretty good idea!

Amateur Hi-Def Video From The Edge of Space

Pretty cool stuff.

1st Successful Amateur Hi-Def Video from The Edge of Space.

The Male Prostitute

Man Solves Hot Dog And Bun Problem

All it took was a conference call.

Massachusetts Postal Worker Admits To Stealing 30,000 DVDs

Missing a Netflix DVD? Mass. postal worker admits to stealing 30,000 DVDs


A former postal service employee has pleaded guilty to stealing more than 30,000 DVDs that moved through a western Massachusetts post office.

Cops Caught Playing Wii During House Raid

Animal Cracker Sex

Safety First

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

How To Take A Wife: According To The Bible

#1 – Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. You then own her.
(Deuteronomy 21:11-13) See among the captives a beautiful woman, and have a desire for her and would take her as a wife for yourself, then you shall shave her head and trim her nails. She shall also remove her clothes and shall remain in your house, and you may go in to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.

#2 – Find a prostitute and marry her.
(Hosea 1:1-3) the Lord said to Hosea, “Go, take to yourself a wife of harlotry and have children of harlotry.”

#3 – Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
(Ruth 4:5-10) Moreover, along with this land, I have traded for Ruth the Moabitess, the widow of Mahlon, to be my wife.

#4 – Pick the dancer you like.
(Judges 21:19-25) The sons of Benjamin took wives according to their number from those who danced, whom they carried away.

#5 – Cut off 200 foreskins of soldiers to get a wife.
(I Samuel 18:27) David struck down two hundred men among the Philistines. Then David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. So Saul gave him Michal his daughter for a wife.

#6 – Hold a beauty contest, and pick your favorite.
(Esther 2:3) “They gather every beautiful young virgin to the citadel of Susa, to the harem, and let their cosmetics be given them. Then let the young lady who pleases the king be queen in place of Vashti.

#7 – Spot a woman you like, and demand your parents get her for you.
(Judges 14:2) So he came back and told his father and mother, “I saw a woman in Timnah, one of the daughters of the Philistines; now therefore, get her for me as a wife.”

#8 – Snoop on her bathing, send your henchmen to take her.
(2 Samuel 11) David arose from his bed and walked around on the roof of the king’s house, and from the roof he saw a woman bathing; and the woman was very beautiful in appearance. David sent messengers and took her, and when she came to him, he lay with her; she became his wife; then she bore him a son.


Monday, September 21, 2009

Tiny Boy To Become Smallest Man

Tiny boy to be named smallest man in the world

Excitedly awaiting his 18th birthday in October of this year, Khagendra and his family are in contact with Guinness to take the official crown from 2ft 5in He Ping Ping of China.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Pizza Delivery Fail

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Peter Griffin Lookalike

Peter Griffin Lookalike

And he wants to use this to his advantage in his candidacy.
Family Guy double 'to woo voters

"Personally I can see no resemblance, but I have watched it and we would have certain similar traits - that's all I'm prepared to admit to," he said.

"Really it's a bit of fun, and anything that could get young people interested in politics is good. "

Man With Half A Head

Thugs left man with half a head:

Horrified Steve Gator had to have the front of his skull removed by stunned surgeons after his head was smashed against a pavement in the sickening attack.

Email Address Of The Day

National Flags Made Out Of Food



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Yo Patrick

Girl Scouts

Girl Scouts

Monday, September 14, 2009

Gay Test

Grounds For Divorce?

Grounds For Divorce?

Pop Tards!

Pop Tards

Kanye Even Interrupted Obama's Speech!

Save -$10

Save -$10

Roger Federer Best Point In Tennis History. US Open Semi Final 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Pet Mouse

Pet Mouse

What's That Smell?

What's That Smell?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Toyota Thinks Of Everything

Million Dollar Baby In 5 Seconds

Michael Jackson Light Switch

Doing Some Paperwork

Cat Survives Arrow Through The Head

Curiosity kills cats. Arrows through the head just scare them.

Cat Shot Through Head With Arrow

Bank Robber: I Did It To Get Away From My Wife

A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife.

At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

Miller pleaded guilty in June. Lancaster County Judge Louis Farina sentenced him to three to six years in prison on Monday.

Beyer said the couple divorced within the last year.

Terminator 3 In 5 Seconds

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

Wednesday, September 2, 2009


Luckiest Flag Pole Ever

Best Tom Cruise Impersonation

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Stereotypical Win

Stereotypical Win


The Most Patient Reporter In The World

I have no idea what they're saying, but it is funny nevertheless.